“Nice try, Laoche” -Indiana Jones
“You should’ve had more water—more gatorade! Now look at you, you’re in pain!” —Tyler Fall to his dad after passing a kidney stone
“Americans love Buddhism”
“Engineers must make amends for Nazis” -TF
“Don’t read Schopenhauer when you’re depressed” – TF
“Have you ever been in a bath, and let the water drain and you just sit there, cold and wet” -TF
“That’s why I’m still in a state of enslavement, because of my hatred of bananas” -TF
“The one thing millennials did right was avocado toast” -TF
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